15/10/2026
🤖 STAFF ANNOUNCEMENT: we've hired robots.
They don't take smoko. They never call in sick. They'll work straight through a 38-degree arvo without a word of complaint.
Their first performance reviews are in. Swipe through 👉
Short version: we love our new recruits, but they're not quite there. The controller now waters at 2pm every day. The local oval has a new hole. Nobody has been told g'day.
So the humans are staying. Real people, 24,000+ jobs across Perth, 4.7★ from 230+ Google reviews.
Meet the team: https://reticulationperth.com/about-us/?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=robot-recruits
Retic playing up? Book a repair: 📞 (08) 6263 4644
(The robots were made with AI. No lawns were harmed.)