Chrissy Turner

01/06/2026

Don’t hold back

31/05/2026

NATIONAL PIE DAY

What flavour pie are you having today?

31/05/2026

That makes sense

31/05/2026

31/05/2026

Less the 500 to go

31/05/2026

* “You’re the reason they put instructions on shampoo bottles.”
* “I’ve seen apprentices make mistakes, but this is art.”
* “If laziness was a trade, you’d be a qualified supervisor.”
* “You couldn’t run a bath, let alone a job site.”
* “Every time you touch something, the quote goes up.”
* “You’re proof that experience doesn’t always help.”
* “I don’t have the time or the crayons to explain this to you.”
* “You’ve got the confidence of a bloke who doesn’t know what’s going on.”
* “If I wanted it done that wrong, I’d have done it myself.”
* “You’re not a liability because liabilities have value on a balance sheet.”
* “I’ve seen better coordination from a shopping trolley with three wheels.”
* “Mate, you’re working hard to avoid working.”
* “The only thing you finish quickly is smoko.”
* “You’re about as sharp as a bowling ball.”
* “When they said use your head, they didn’t mean as a battering ram.”