Colonel Fix-A-Lot Carpentry

Colonel Fix-A-Lot Carpentry QBCC licensed carpenter | Expert in bathrooms, laundries, decks, fences & more.

11/05/2026

Termite damage out, new frame in, ceiling raised 50mm back to correct height.

And that’s a wrap!This one wasn’t just a deck… this was a full lap around the property with a pit stop by the pool 🏁We’r...
29/04/2026

And that’s a wrap!

This one wasn’t just a deck… this was a full lap around the property with a pit stop by the pool 🏁

We’re talking:
• Over 1300 lineal metres of 140mm merbau (yep… she goes forever)
• 6500 decking screws… every single one pre-drilled 😅
• 400 lineal metres of framing timber holding it all together
• 1000 batten screws
• 4000 nails fired in
• 300 hangers keeping everything tight

Basically… if Bunnings had a loyalty program for screws, I’d own the joint by now.

Countless hours, plenty of sweat, a few choice words along the way… but she came up an absolute weapon 🔥

Now it’s ready for pool days, BBQs, and a lifetime of “don’t scratch the deck!” warnings.

If your backyard needs the full Colonel treatment… you know who to call.

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Gone a bit quiet on here… turns out building decks doesn’t leave much time for posting about them 😏Here’s a few progress...
02/04/2026

Gone a bit quiet on here… turns out building decks doesn’t leave much time for posting about them 😏

Here’s a few progress shots of an absolute unit of a deck we’ve got on the go. This thing’s wrapping around the house and still has a big front section to come — basically turning the whole yard into a no-mow zone.

Client said they wanted less grass… so we’re absolutely sending it and deleting the lawn altogether 🍻

Stay tuned — this one’s gonna be a weapon when it’s done.

Not bad for a days worth of work! Now have 3 walls and a roof. Hopefully she will be finished by the weekend.
06/01/2026

Not bad for a days worth of work!
Now have 3 walls and a roof. Hopefully she will be finished by the weekend.

Just wrapped this smokin’ new deck beside a brand-spankin’ pool — perfectly timed for Christmas, heatwaves, and that ann...
02/12/2025

Just wrapped this smokin’ new deck beside a brand-spankin’ pool — perfectly timed for Christmas, heatwaves, and that annual backyard showdown where everyone pretends they didn’t forget sunscreen.

This thing is so sexy it should probably come with a parental warning. Smooth curves, tight lines, and built strong enough to survive every drunk uncle who thinks he’s the next Aquaman.

Honestly, if this deck were any hotter, the RFS would ask me to register it as a fire hazard.

Anyway, hold onto your tinnies —
unsolicited deck pics are officially incoming and they’re thirstier than your cousin on Boxing Day. 🎄🍻🌞🪚

*Pool has been AI rendered as I finished faster than the pool guys 😉

Just finished a full kitchen facelift and honestly… this thing is looking so fresh it could break up a marriage 😏🔥Ripped...
01/12/2025

Just finished a full kitchen facelift and honestly… this thing is looking so fresh it could break up a marriage 😏🔥

Ripped out the old floors, slapped in new ones, upgraded the benches, swapped the sink, dropped in splashbacks so flashy they’re basically flirting, and installed a cooktop, oven and rangehood that are ready for some serious action.

This kitchen went from “don’t mind the peeling laminate” to “please remove your shoes, emotional attachments may form.”

If your kitchen’s been serving prison-yard vibes or hasn’t had a glow-up since Y2K, I can transform it into the crown jewel of the house — the kind of space where people suddenly volunteer to do the dishes just to be near it.

Hit me up if your kitchen needs a bit of love… or a full-blown identity crisis makeover.

Chris – Colonel Fix-A-Lot Carpentry 🍽️🔨😉

Knocked up a fresh room in this office and slid in a cavity door so smooth it should probably come with its own theme mu...
01/12/2025

Knocked up a fresh room in this office and slid in a cavity door so smooth it should probably come with its own theme music 😎🚪✨

Went from “echoey open-plan chaos” to “professional enough to impress clients, private enough to hide from coworkers” in record time.

If your workspace needs an extra room, a quiet nook, or just somewhere to escape that one bloke who chews too loud, I can make it happen — clean lines, solid build, and a slider that glides like it’s on holiday.

Thinking your office could use a glow-up? Reach out and I’ll sort you out.

Chris – Colonel Fix-A-Lot Carpentry 🔨🏢

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Jimboomba
Cedar Vale, QLD
4285

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