Burglar Liquid Waste

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Burglar Liquid Waste

We are a family owned business with over 50 years experience in the liquid waste industry. We offer We offer this with a same day service policy.

Burglar Liquid Waste has been in the industry for over 50 years, so you could say we know our sh*t! We are very professional and experienced in knowing what is required to get you going again. We understand that when you have unwanted mess coming up in the house or your business premises then you need someone straight away! It makes no difference what day of the week or what time of the night you have a problem, we will be there to help you.

07/08/2026

😂 BREAKING NEWS FROM BURGLAR LIQUID WASTE… 😂

After an exhaustive selection process involving performance reviews, productivity reports, attendance records and absolutely no favouritism whatsoever… we are proud to announce our latest:

🏆 EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH 🏆

His achievements include:

* Being closer to the ground, therefore reducing the risk of falls from height.
* Demonstrating outstanding efficiency by taking approximately 40% fewer steps to get absolutely nowhere.
* Saving the company thousands in uniform costs due to significantly reduced trouser requirements.
* Maintaining a commanding presence despite being roughly the same height as the workshop bench.
* Proving once and for all that at Burglar Liquid Waste, it’s not the size of the employee… it’s the size of the bulls**t they can produce. 😂

Congratulations mate. 👏

Your Employee of the Month trophy is currently being organised.

We just need to find one you can reach. 🏆😝

12/07/2026

Cold day.
Full crapper.
One phone call.

BLW has it sorted.

19/06/2026

🚛🔧 Before we deal with your crap, we make sure ours is together.

Every BLW truck is regularly serviced, inspected and maintained because the last thing you need is the team that’s meant to be fixing a problem… becoming one.

We invest in our equipment so when the call comes, we’re ready to roll.

Because being the #1 in your #2 isn’t just about showing up.

It’s about showing up prepared. 😎💩

08/06/2026

🚛💩 When you see us, you’ll stop.

You’ll admire.

You’ll wonder where we’ve been.

Then you’ll wonder where we’re going…

And if we’re at your place, you’ll be glad we showed up. 😎

03/06/2026

💩🚛 THERE’S NO CRAP TOO SMALL FOR US! 🚛💩

Blocked drain?
Grease trap causing headaches?
Septic tank needing attention?
Or just a job everyone else thinks is “too small”?

At Burglar Liquid Waste, we don’t pick and choose the glamorous jobs… because let’s face it, none of them are glamorous! 😆

From the biggest pump-outs to the smallest blockages, our team has the equipment, experience and attitude to get the job done right.

✅ Drains
✅ Grease Traps
✅ Septic Tanks
✅ Liquid Waste Removal

We suck so you don’t have to.

📞 Give BLW a call today and let the Turd Burglar take care of your dirty work.

🏆 The #1 in your #2

28/05/2026

💩 Our service doesn’t stink…
We’re just surrounded by things that do.

🚛 Septic Tanks
🚛 Grease Traps
🚛 Drains
🚛 Liquid Waste

No matter the size of the mess, BLW has it covered.

The #1 in your #2. 😎

📞 Give us a call before things get really crappy.

22/05/2026

💩 No job too small… and we mean it.

From “hmm that’s not right…” to full-blown code brown, BLW has you covered.

Tiny pipes, big messes, awkward smells…
👉 we don’t judge — we just suck it up.

24/04/2026

Today we pause to remember.

This ANZAC Day, we honour the courage, sacrifice and spirit of the men and women who served our country 🇦🇺

Their legacy lives on in the freedom we enjoy every day.

At Burglar Liquid Waste, we’re proud to be part of the community they fought for — and we’ll always take a moment to reflect and give thanks.

Lest We Forget 🌺

Address

209-211 Northbourne Road
Campbellfield, VIC
3061

Telephone

+61418363030

Website

http://www.turdburglar.com.au/

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