17/05/2026
What a way to start another massive week at Acacia Gardens & Lawncare by officially introducing our Silent Business Partner Albo the leprechaun from Canberra
We’re proud to announce that Anthony Albanese is now the silent owner of a surprise 47% stake in AGLC despite never touching a mower, whipper snipper, or green waste bin in his life.
The team and I will continue working extra hard mowing lawns, trimming hedges, pulling weeds, and surviving summer heatwaves to help maintain his luxurious beach house 👍
Business wise, he’s absolutely flourishing! Every time we finish a garden makeover or lawn job, he magically appears like a mystical tax leprechaun demanding his generous slice of the profits. Rumour has it he personally inspects every invoice to make sure not a single dollar escapes into the wild.
If you happen to see him around your garden, please make him feel welcome. He’s already asked whether silent partners get free cuppa's, priority mowing schedules, and discounted mulch for his mates 👌