09/04/2026
I rated nine things guys do to their beards. 1 to 10. No sugarcoating.
Growth pills got a one. First thing that came to mind was gas station b***r pills, and I stand by it.
Skipping your routine got a negative five. You can do nothing to your beard. You can do nothing to your toenails too. You’re an adult, maybe.
Bar of soap got a 2.1 for at least washing your body, and a zero for your face.
Beard wash, a six. I’ve never found one I loved, so we’re building one.
Cheap combs, seven. Brush, eight. Balm, nine. Seeing your barber every week, nine. I walk taller when I leave the chair, I’m not going to pretend I don’t.
Beard oil, ten out of ten, all day, every day. Non negotiable, no brainer. Everyone needs it.
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