10/09/2026
Please join me in congratulating myself on being named employee of the month!🏆
Today, management assigned me a blue-collar boy job that I did NOT apply for. I clocked in for 3 hours of back breaking labor and an unreasonable amount of complaining.
I’d like to thank myself for my dedication, management (my fiancé) for this incredible opportunity, and my parents for teaching me to put my big boy pants on when there’s work to be done.
It’s an honor to accept this award and my new position as passenger princess. Thank you.💅🏻
- Cayla