06/05/2026
Couldn't just pick one status, enjoy the laugh π
"Maintaining a fountain as a pool cleaner is like babysitting a toddler who refuses to stop spitting their juice everywhere."
"Yes, Iβm a pool professional. No, that doesn't mean I enjoy cleaning a glorified birdbath that thinks it's a water park feature."
"Cleaning a fountain today. Itβs basically just a pool that went to art school and now thinks it's too good for standard chemical balances."
On a side note, so far it's a breeze maintaining a fountain.