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Growing big things in our little garden! Specializing in monster watermelons, luffa, and other epic seeds.

Ride fast, plant big, harvest bigger.

🌱 The garden is just getting started, and we couldn’t be more excited! 🌱We’ve been watching this year’s crop grow, and o...
08/07/2026

🌱 The garden is just getting started, and we couldn’t be more excited! 🌱

We’ve been watching this year’s crop grow, and our first watermelon is finally off the vine! 🍉

It weighed 52 pounds, measured 26 inches long, and 36 inches around… and believe it or not, that’s just a baby by our standards! We’ve got more on the vines, and we’re expecting even bigger ones before the season is over.

The seeds from this watermelon should be cleaned, dried, and ready in a week or two. If you’d like to get a head start on next year’s garden, keep an eye on the page!

🎃 We also harvested two Lunga Di Nepali type Italian Winter Squash. We haven’t weighed them yet, but they’re big—and there are two more still growing! We’ll have whole squash available, or you can purchase seeds to grow your own.

🍅 The tomatoes are producing like crazy! We’ve already started freezing them because we can’t keep up. Current varieties include:
• Roma
• Beefsteak
• Sweetie
• Tutti Frutti cherry tomatoes

🫐 And the elderberries have been incredible this year! We’re working on our third harvest and already have about 12 pounds in the freezer.

Harvest season is in full swing, and there’s so much more to come. If you’re interested in seeds, produce, or want to follow along as these giants continue to grow, stick around—we’re just getting warmed up!

Built to Blaze. Planted to Produce. 🌱🔥

07/22/2026

🚨 GARDEN PSA FOR PEOPLE WHO THOUGHT THEY WERE GROWING VEGETABLES 🚨

Let’s talk about Chinese Okra and Luffa.

They’re the SAME THING.

That’s right. This entire time some of us have been out here thinking we discovered an exotic new vegetable while actually growing next year’s shower supplies.

When harvested young, luffa (aka Chinese okra) is a perfectly edible vegetable. Slice it up, stir-fry it, toss it in soups, and impress your friends with your fancy garden knowledge.

BUT…

If you leave it on the vine long enough, it transforms into a full-blown bath sponge.

Imagine a cucumber that looked at its life choices and decided to become a Loofah from Walmart.

Young = dinner.

Old = exfoliation.

Nature really woke up one morning and said, “What if zucchini, a sponge, and confusion had a baby?”

So if you’re growing Chinese okra, congratulations. You’re simultaneously raising vegetables and personal hygiene products.

I don’t make the rules. I just plant weird stuff and report my findings.
🧽🥒🌱

A few big things are starting to show upIn our little garden!!
07/02/2026

A few big things are starting to show up
In our little garden!!

🚨🌱 FINAL PLANT SALE BEFORE THE GREAT GARDEN EXPANSION OF 2026 🌱🚨I have reached the dangerous stage of gardening where I ...
06/06/2026

🚨🌱 FINAL PLANT SALE BEFORE THE GREAT GARDEN EXPANSION OF 2026 🌱🚨

I have reached the dangerous stage of gardening where I looked at my available space and thought:

“Nah… I need more.”

This is the LAST WEEKEND these plants will be available. Sunday night, whatever is left is getting drafted into the garden whether it’s ready for commitment or not.

🌶 Chocolate Pepper Plants – $8 each
🥒 Loofah Plants – $8 each
🎃 Multiple Pumpkin Varieties – $5 each
🍅 Roma Tomato Starts – $5 each
🌿 Lemon Balm Starts – $3 each

After Sunday, there will be no negotiations, no second chances, and no “I’ll message you next week.”

Next week these plants will be living their best life in my dirt while you stand in your yard thinking, “I should’ve bought those tomatoes.”

Help me reclaim a little garden space before I inevitably build another trellis, expand another bed, and make more questionable life choices in the name of agriculture.

📍Pickup this weekend only.
💵 Cash, Venmo, and plant addiction accepted.

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06/06/2026

🌱💦 NEXT YEAR’S SEEDS ARE GROWING. 💦🌱

Right now they’re tiny. Innocent. Minding their own business under a sprinkler.

But make no mistake…

Every watermelon, loofah, tomato, pepper, and garden-induced life choice of 2027 is currently plotting in this dirt.

I’m not just growing vegetables.
I’m growing future chaos.
Future seed packets.
Future “I planted ONE plant and now I have 87 pounds of produce” problems.

The sprinkler is doing its part.
The sun is doing its part.
And I’m over here acting like a proud parent watching leaves get bigger.

Next year’s seeds are officially under construction. 🚧🌱





🚨 FULL SEND SEEDS TOMATO EMERGENCY 🚨Please. We are begging. These tomatoes are growing faster than common sense at a cou...
05/26/2026

🚨 FULL SEND SEEDS TOMATO EMERGENCY 🚨

Please. We are begging. These tomatoes are growing faster than common sense at a county fair.

Come rescue us before we are forced to start pelting passing vehicles with Cerrys and beef steaks and yelling “CATCH.”

Today’s customer adventure was brought to you by Google Maps, who apparently looked at our location and said:
✨ “You know what? Swimming across the lake seems faster.” ✨

Poor Douglas got full-on Oregon Trail’d by his GPS. At one point Google said:
“Arrive at destination.”
Sir… the destination was WATER.

Douglas, if you’re out there, you still get a ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ buyer rating because honestly you were hilarious and a good sport about the entire thing even though technology absolutely betrayed you.

For everyone else:
If your GPS starts suggesting amphibious travel, DO NOT PANIC.
Message us for the secret squirrel directions because apparently modern navigation has chosen chaos.

Come get tomatoes.
Please.
They’re staging a hostile takeover.

05/05/2026

🧼🔥 FULL SEND SEEDS PRESENTS: “NO DOUGH” SOAP 🔥🧼
$12 a bottle

Because scraping dried sourdough out of a bowl is NOT the vibe.

If you bake, you already know… sourdough turns into straight-up concrete the second you walk away. That’s where No Dough Soap comes in—an enzyme-powered cleaner that breaks down stubborn dough like it never existed.

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⚡ PICK YOUR POWER LEVEL:

🏁 FULL THROTTLE
The heavy hitter.
Turns stuck-on dough back into something that rinses out like flour.
Perfect for the bowls you “forgot about.” 😅

🌿 FULL SEND (All Natural)
Made with soap nuts.
A natural option that still gets the job done without the extras.

💨 WIDE OPEN
Right in the middle.
A powerhouse blend of enzyme action + natural ingredients—strong, balanced, and ready for anything.

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💡 WHY YOU NEED THIS:

✔️ Dissolves stuck-on sourdough
✔️ Cuts way down on soaking + scrubbing
✔️ Saves your bowls (and your sanity)
✔️ Built for real bakers—not light messes

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📍 Available for local pickup (Tallassee area)
👉 Message me to grab yours

Because around here… we don’t scrape—we go full send and dissolve

🎙️🚨 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN… START YOUR HOE’S 🚨🎙️WELCOME TO THE INAUGURAL RUNNING OF THE…🏁 DESMO SPROUT GARAGE GP: KNUCKLEH...
04/12/2026

🎙️🚨 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN… START YOUR HOE’S 🚨🎙️

WELCOME TO THE INAUGURAL RUNNING OF THE…

🏁 DESMO SPROUT GARAGE GP: KNUCKLEHEAD EDITION 🏁

From the depths of a forgotten garage…
No sunlight.
No heat.
No supervision.
Just raw, unfiltered survival instinct.

Seven contenders emerged from the seed bunker…
pencil-stemmed… battle-hardened… and absolutely unqualified to behave this way 🌱💀

These are not your polished garden varieties.

These are cold-start, no-map, full-send units.

And leading the grid today:

🔥 The Garage Survivors
🔥 The DesmoSprout Candidates
🔥 The ones who said “I will grow anyway” and meant it

Behind them?
The wild batch.
Unregistered. Uncontrolled. Unbothered.

Let’s be clear:
There are no team orders here.
No irrigation strategy.
Only instinct.

As the gates open, one question remains:

WHO WILL DOMINATE THE DIRT… AND WHO WILL GET COMPOSTED? 😈🌱

Full Send Seeds 🌱
Built to Blaze. Planted to Produce.

🚨🚨 EMERGENCY UPDATE: IT’S WORSE THAN WE THOUGHT 🚨🚨Remember that sad little softball pumpkin I threw in the garage all wi...
04/12/2026

🚨🚨 EMERGENCY UPDATE: IT’S WORSE THAN WE THOUGHT 🚨🚨

Remember that sad little softball pumpkin I threw in the garage all winter?

Yeah… the one I neglected like a bad habit.

I cut it open today expecting a few brave little sprouts…

Y’ALL.

THERE ARE HUNDREDS. 😳🌱🌱🌱

Not seven.
Not ten.
HUNDREDS.

This wasn’t a pumpkin…
THIS WAS A SEED BUNKER.

No sunlight.
No water.
No supervision.

And these absolute maniacs said:
“this is fine… we ride at dawn.”

At this point I’m not growing pumpkins…
I’m managing a rebellion.

We’re about to separate what we can and unleash the strongest into the wild where they can live their best chaotic lives 🌾🔥

Because here at Full Send Seeds, we don’t look for perfect…

👉 We look for UNHINGED SURVIVORS
👉 We reward pure stubbornness
👉 And we plant it anyway

If it can sprout in a cold garage in total darkness…

Just imagine what it’ll do in the dirt 😏

Full Send Seeds 🌱
Built to Blaze. Planted to Produce.

🚨 FERAL PUMPKIN ALERT🚨Last year, I planted late and got exactly ONE pumpkin……and when I say small, I mean softball-sized...
04/12/2026

🚨 FERAL PUMPKIN ALERT🚨

Last year, I planted late and got exactly ONE pumpkin…

…and when I say small, I mean softball-sized.
A tiny little pumpkin that had no business surviving 😅

So I tossed it in the garage and forgot about it all winter. No sun. No heat. No love.

Well…

I just looked at it today and THIS THING HAS SEVEN BABY PUMPKINS SPROUTING INSIDE IT 🤯🌱

No light. No water. Just pure Full Send energy.

At this point, I’m not even the one growing pumpkins anymore… they’re growing themselves.

We’re about to cut it open, rescue the seedlings, and give these absolute warriors a shot at life 🌾🔥

Moral of the story:
Some seeds don’t quit.
They just wait for their moment.

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