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09/16/2026

The last one never ends 😂🙃😂

As if I wanted to add anything else to my new week, I pull up to my house and discover it’s being vandalized.By my wife....
09/14/2026

As if I wanted to add anything else to my new week, I pull up to my house and discover it’s being vandalized.

By my wife.

Doesn’t she have businesses to run? Babies to scan? Toddlers to keep alive? Customers to answer? Literally ANYTHING besides assaulting our property with Halloween decorations?

To be fair, I’m only surprised she waited this long.

Usually the kids go back to school and Alicia takes that as the official start of spooky season.

August: school supplies.
September: RELEASE THE SKELETONS. 💀

At this point, I just live here. I have no authority over the property.

But since my wife is apparently determined to turn our house into a neighborhood attraction…

I DID mention Traeger Services installs holiday decor, right? 🙃

🎃 Halloween
🎄 Christmas
✨ Permanent lights

So if your wife is also standing in the yard with decorations, a vision, and absolutely no regard for your opinion… just call me.

I can’t stop mine, but I can at least make money helping yours. 😂

🚨 24-HOUR FLASH SALE 🚨Our Ford Explorer is normally $75/day, but for the next 24 HOURS we’re dropping that sucker to $55...
09/13/2026

🚨 24-HOUR FLASH SALE 🚨

Our Ford Explorer is normally $75/day, but for the next 24 HOURS we’re dropping that sucker to $55/DAY.

And here’s the great part: you don’t have to actually travel in the next 24 hours. 😂 You just have to BOOK in the next 24 hours.

Going somewhere next week? $55/day.
Thanksgiving chaos? $55/day.
Christmas with the in-laws you definitely volunteered to visit? $55/day.
Need an “I have to get the hell out of this house” weekend? $55/day. 😂

Book ANY available dates between NOW and January 2027 and lock in the flash-sale rate.

It seats 6, has plenty of room for luggage, kids, snacks, and the emotional baggage you’re bringing on vacation anyway. 🤣

⏰ 24 HOURS ONLY
🔥 Regularly $75/day
💥 Flash Sale $55/day
🚙 Ford Explorer
📲 MUST BOOK THROUGH TURO

When the 24 hours are up, so is our temporary lapse in judgment, and she goes right back to $75/day. 😂

https://turo.com/us/en/suv-rental/united-states/killeen-tx/ford/explorer/3786883

09/10/2026

Paybacks are coming sir 😏

🎄 IS IT SEPTEMBER? Yes.🎃 Is my house already filled with pumpkins? Also yes.Does that mean that by October 31st at appro...
09/09/2026

🎄 IS IT SEPTEMBER? Yes.

🎃 Is my house already filled with pumpkins? Also yes.

Does that mean that by October 31st at approximately 8:00 PM, the pumpkins will be getting EVICTED and a Christmas tree will be going up?

ABSOLUTELY. 😂🎄

I have accepted that I married the problem.

So instead of seeking help, I’ve decided to turn it into a business opportunity. 😂

✨ YEAR TWO, BABY! TRAEGER SERVICES IS BACK INSTALLING CHRISTMAS LIGHTS! ✨

Christmas lights? We got you.
Permanent lights? Yep.
Taking them down because February rolled around and you’re still pretending they’re “winter lights”? WE GOT YOU THERE TOO. 😂

You enjoy your hot cocoa and argue with your spouse about whether the tree is crooked.

🦖 Let the Traeger Service risk the ladder.

🎄 Christmas Light Installation
💡 Permanent Light Installation
🏠 Residential & Commercial
🪜 Removal Services Available

BOOK EARLY before my Christmas spirit becomes everyone else’s problem. 😂🎅🏼

📲 254-973-1147
📧 [email protected]

09/09/2026

POSSIBLE HEAT STROKE. DEFINITE BAD DECISIONS.

It’s hotter than a seatbelt buckle looking for a bare thigh out here. 🥵😂

But apparently the grass didn’t get the memo.

So YOU stay inside.
Crank up the A/C.
We’ll handle the sweating, mowing, edging, and questioning every decision that led us here. 😂

🌱 Lawn care
✂️ Hedge trimming
🧹 Yard cleanups
🌿 One-time & recurring service

🚨 STOP LOOKING AT THAT YARD SAYING “I’LL DO IT TOMORROW.”
You know damn well you don’t want to. 😂

📲 CALL/TEXT 254-973-1147 TODAY FOR A QUOTE & GET ON OUR SCHEDULE!
📧 [email protected]

Did you use your 4-day weekend to finally clean out the garage and now you’re standing there staring at the aftermath li...
09/07/2026

Did you use your 4-day weekend to finally clean out the garage and now you’re standing there staring at the aftermath like…

“Well s**t. Now what do I do with all THIS?” 😂

You already did the hard part. You dragged it out, argued over what was “still good,” found 14 things you forgot you owned, and probably threatened to throw away half the house.

Now you just want it GONE.

And yes, I mean the trash. Not your husband. 😭😂
Traeger Services does haul-away, not marital removals. 💀

🚛 I’ve got a few haul-away spots OPEN TODAY!
Old furniture? Gone.
Garage clean-out pile? Gone.
Random crap you’ve been saying you’ll take to the dump since 2023? GONE.

Message me a picture for a quote DUMP FEE INCLUDED.

08/26/2026

Look, I got my wasp management certification from YouTube University circa 2020. 🐝

Do I actually know what I’m doing?
Debatable.

Will I come flying across your yard swinging like I’m a professionally trained pest-control technician protecting the entire neighborhood?
Absolutely.

And if I get stung?

That’s future me’s problem. My wife can wrap my owies, tell me “I told you so,” and question every decision that led us here. 😂

But when I’m done?

Your grass will be striped.
Your edges will be CRISP.
Your yard will look so damn good the neighbors won’t even notice me losing a personal war with a wasp by the fence.

Traeger Services
Professional lawn care.
Questionable wasp-management credentials.
Damn good-looking yards. 🌱😂

📞 (254) 973-1147
📧 [email protected]

08/25/2026

Me walking back down the driveway after finishing the lawn like I didn’t just spend the last hour personally improving the property values of everyone within a 3-block radius. 😂🌱

Look at those stripes.

Look at those edges.

Look at me pretending I’m not checking every angle because I KNOW I ATE.

Neighbor’s lawn?
Cute.

Mine?
A PUBLIC SERVICE.

📞 (254) 973-1147
📧 [email protected]

02/20/2026

Do your weeds pop up the exact way I do when my wife is trying to edit her podcast?
Uninvited.
Too confident.
Swaying back and forth like “hey… whatcha doin?”

Do they taunt you?
Mock you?
Grow stronger the second you say “I’ll get to it tomorrow”?

Good.
Because I bring that same chaotic energy I use to remind my wife that:
• she forgot to hit record 🎙️
• the mic is muted
• and yes… that joke was funny the first time

I will:
✔️ bully your weeds
✔️ humble your overgrown yard
✔️ leave your lawn looking respectable while I emotionally recover

Book the guy who can’t sit still, won’t shut up, and absolutely will not let weeds win.

📞 Call or text 254-345-2977

Traeger Lawn Service
We don’t just cut grass.
We confront it. 🌱😤

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Copperas Cove
Cove, TX
76522

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+12543452977

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