We The Plumbers

10/13/2026

That toilet had FOUR TUBES of silicone around its base. Apparently, someone thought it needed to survive a hurricane. 😂🚽

We The Plumbers evicted the old throne, removed the silicone fortress, cleaned up the floor, and supplied and installed a new American Standard elongated toilet, with a new shut off valve.

This time, we used a neat bead of silicone around the front half, leaving the back open so a wax seal leak has somewhere to show itself. Because “surprise downstairs ceiling shower” isn’t a bathroom upgrade anyone ordered. 💦

We also replaced the faucet and pop-up drain assembly. Fresh fixtures, clean finish, and ready for the homeowner to put everything back in order.

A throne fit for royalty. Without the silicone moat. 👑🔧

📞 936-PLUMBER


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10/10/2026

A $5 MILLION+ home, and the emergency laundry drain was apparently waiting for the water to learn how to climb. 🤦‍♂️😂

It’s great when builders plan for an emergency drain in a second-floor laundry room. It’s even better when they finish the installation so it can actually serve a purpose!

These homeowners had lived here for YEARS without knowing what the mystery pipe sticking out of their floor was for. Decorative PVC? An indoor sprinkler? A tiny plumbing monument? 🤷‍♂️

Meanwhile, their washer drain kept backing up, with the washer box sitting just 14 inches off the floor.

We The Plumbers raised the washer box, installed an emergency drain pan under the washing machine, and connected it to that forgotten drain.

Now the washer has a proper setup, and the mystery pipe finally has a job. Funny how that works. 🔧💧

Luxury finishes are nice. Plumbing that works is even nicer.

📞 936-PLUMBER
🇺🇸 We The Plumbers — Revolutionary Craftsmanship

10/10/2026

Friday. 3 PM. A long weekend coming up.

Naturally, this customer’s water heater chose that exact moment to crap out. Apparently, it had vacation plans and didn’t bother submitting a request. 🤦‍♂️😂

The homeowners had already called the manufacturer and gotten a replacement approved. Now they just needed a licensed plumber to track down the new unit and install it before their weekend became three days of cold showers and questionable language.

Cue We The Plumbers. 🔧🇺🇸

We sourced the replacement, picked it up, and had it installed before the weekend even started. Hot water restored. Weekend rescued. The old heater’s early retirement approved. 👋

Because nobody wants to spend a long weekend boiling water like they’re an extra on Little House on the Prairie.

When your plumbing decides to clock out early, give us a call!

📞 936-PLUMBER
We The Plumbers — Revolutionary Craftsmanship

10/10/2026

We The Plumbers had the privilege of attending Judge Wayne Mack’s Faith & Freedom Prayer Breakfast the other morning. What a blessing to come together in prayer for our community, our state, and our country! 🙏🇺🇸

We’re grateful to live in a country—and especially in the great state of Texas—where leaders openly acknowledge that they’re imperfect, that they’re sinners like the rest of us, and that they need God’s guidance.

There’s something powerful about seeing people entrusted with leadership humble themselves before God and put Him first.

Thank you to Family Promise, Judge Wayne Mack, State Senator Brettligon , State Representative Will Metcalf, and Chad Prather for the ways you serve and encourage our community.

From all of us at We The Plumbers, we’re grateful for those who serve Montgomery County, Texas, and our nation. May God grant our leaders wisdom, courage, and humility as they carry out their responsibilities. ❤️🤍💙



Senator Brett Ligon
Judge Wayne L. Mack
Family Promise of Montgomery County, Texas
Will Metcalf
Chad Prather

10/08/2026

🦀 They handle the crab. We handle what happens afterward. 🚽😂

We The Plumbers stopped by Texas Crawfish Company to get their restroom toilets ready for business tomorrow!

The sensor-operated flush valves were flushing, but their manual override buttons weren’t cooperating. After troubleshooting and consulting American Standard, we traced the issue to the building’s high water pressure affecting those valves.

We replaced three sensor-operated valves with customer-supplied manual flush valves. Everything is working and ready for their Friday opening! 🔧✅

Looking for blue crab or snow crab? Go show Texas Crawfish Company some love! We’re proud to help another local business get ready to welcome customers.

Great seafood deserves dependable plumbing. Nobody wants the restroom getting crabby. 😂🦀

📞 936-PLUMBER
We The Plumbers — Revolutionary Craftsmanship



Texas Crawfish Company

10/05/2026

🚨 Last night’s call: “Our sewer is backed up.”

Turns out the trees had tapped into the sewer line’s all-you-can-eat buffet. 🌳💩

Once we got the backed-up water out, we sent the camera down and found a fitting packed with roots. We suspected it was broken, so we squeezed the repair into today’s schedule and started digging.

Sure enough, the fitting had completely broken off, and the roots had moved in like they owned the place. No lease. No rent. Just unlimited snacks. 🤦‍♂️😂

We evicted the roots, replaced the broken fitting, backfilled, and cleaned everything up so the place looked good again.

More importantly, the p**p is officially leaving the house—the way the good Lord and indoor plumbing intended. 🚽🙌

We The Plumbers: solving your problems from the root up.

Got a sewer backup? Give us a call before your flower bed starts demanding a second bathroom.

📞 936-PLUMBER

10/01/2026

There I was, working on a homeowner’s water main, minding my business and looking like a respectable professional.

Big guy. Beard. Work boots. Years of plumbing experience. The kind of man you’d assume could handle a little wildlife.

Then this little bu**er launched himself out of the grass like he’d been hired to collect a debt. 🐸

Folks, I wish I could tell you I stood my ground.

I did not.

My boots left the earth. My soul headed toward the truck. And a noise came out of me that I haven’t been able to produce since before puberty.

For approximately three seconds, I was a little girl who’d just discovered a monster under her bed.

Meanwhile, this toad—roughly the size of a biscuit—just sat there looking at me like, “You gonna fix that pipe, sweetheart?”

I’ve handled sewage, crawled under houses, worked in scorching attics, and busted my hand with a hammer without leaving the job. Apparently, my weakness is a damp potato with legs.

Luckily, the neighbors didn’t see. I checked. Twice.

Then I calmly adjusted my shirt, collected what remained of my dignity, and went back to work like I hadn’t just attempted an Olympic qualifying jump beside their foundation.

The water main got repaired.

The toad retained ownership of the flower bed.

And that high-pitched noise? Obviously air escaping from the line. That’s what’s going in the report. 😂🔧

09/26/2026

A few weeks ago, I saw a video from someone who had lost their spouse. They said they appreciated everyone checking in, but wished someone would ask, “What was your spouse like?”

Tonight, I went to a service call for a shower valve and met Jackie. She and her husband were married for 51 years. He passed away recently, and she’s facing some difficult decisions about her home and finances.

After we talked about the plumbing, I asked her what her husband was like.

Her face lit up.

She told me about the man she loved, the life they built together, and their three boys, now all grown. I’m grateful she shared those stories with me.

We fixed the shower valve and charged Jackie a fraction of our usual price. But the part of that visit I’ll remember is her smile when she got to talk about her husband.

This job takes us into people’s homes at all kinds of moments in their lives. Tonight was a reminder to slow down, listen, and ask about the person they miss.

— We The Plumbers

At We The Plumbers we take pride on being your trusted Plumbing Partner.



RMP #45475

09/24/2026

The dentist handles the teeth. We handle the sinks. Everybody stays in their lane. 🦷🔧

A local restoration company called us in today to help put the final touches on a dental office after mold mitigation. We squeezed them into the schedule, reconnected the sinks, and got the water flowing again.

We’re grateful for the local businesses that call on each other to get the job done. And yes, I took the mandatory work selfie. You’re welcome. 😂

We The Plumbers | 936-PLUMBER

09/22/2026

Two new Bradford White 40-gallon water heaters installed in an attic that felt like 130°. 🔥🔧

We added new drain pans and four shutoff valves, so each heater can be isolated if it ever needs service or develops a problem.

It was a hot one, but the homeowners have hot water again—and a setup that’s easier to manage down the road.

Need a water heater replaced? Call We The Plumbers at 936-PLUMBER.