12/10/2019
Just saw a bunch of Seahawks fans in town eating croissants. I've never felt so sorry for someone before noon. Let's show them how Cleveland breakfasts with biscuits, sausage, gravy and all the fixin's.
Tomorrow we're at Pour downtown pregaming for the Browns game from 8-1. Come over, carb up and get caffeinated before watching our hometown team beat Seattle.
Also, their uniforms looks like they're made out of reflective construction vest material. It looks like they're sponsored by the Hi-Liter company. It looks like green man bought shoulder pads. Looks like they're dressing like the Great Gazoo for Halloween. I bet those uniforms wreak of sour apple jolly ranchers.
Looking forward to seeing y'all at Pour tomorrow