05/17/2026
“Zoo-Wee Mama!” 📓🧀
Bring the halls of middle school chaos to life with these handcrafted Diary of a Wimpy Kid-inspired stage signs and props — now available for rental! Perfect for theatre productions, school events, photo ops, and themed parties.
The 🪧 signs are constructed using a durable combination of wood glue and screws, pre-rigged with hardware for easy stage rigging and flying. Built from lightweight mahogany, white birch plywood, and MDF, then finished with multiple coats of interior-grade satin paint, these layered designs are made to pop under stage lights.
The van is constructed from lightweight plywood with CNC-precision detailing and includes built-in handles for easy carrying — even by the youngest actors.
The two (2) life-size Greg Heffley figures are also crafted from lightweight plywood with CNC-precision detailing, bringing the characters to life on stage.
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📓✏️ DIARY OF A WIMPY KID Show Sign:
• 84” X 96”
• 40 lbs
❤️🔥 ANIMAL HEART Show Sign:
• 40” X 46”
• 15lbs
🚙 MINIVAN:
40” X 96”
15lbs
😐 LIFE-SIZE GREG HEFFLEY (2):
24” X 70”
15lbs
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From notebook-style designs to laugh-out-loud details, these pieces add the perfect touch of Greg Heffley energy to your next production. Because surviving middle school deserves a spotlight too. 😎✏️
Based in📍South Jersey and ready to rent—message us today or visit our website to get them booked for your next production!
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