06/16/2026
Now when I say this is the OG Muscle N Mop LLC dog, I mean OG.
This guy was around before the LLC paperwork, before the business bank account, before I knew what I was doing, and probably before I found out how amazing backpack vacuums are.
Meet Groot. Also known as Groot Scoot & Boogie, Wiggle Butt, and approximately 37 other nicknames.
The second I walked in, this dude was so excited I thought he might achieve liftoff. His tail was going one direction, the rest of him was going another, and somehow his entire rear end became a helicopter.
I tried to explain that I was there to clean, but Groot had already decided it was a personal reunion tour.
Unfortunately, his owner informed me that Groot could not come home with me. Apparently that's "not how this works."😭🙄😂
So if you're wondering whether your pets will approve of hiring Muscle N Mop LLC, the answer is usually yes. In fact, there's a solid chance they'll be more excited to see me than you are. 😂🐾