10/18/2026
You know that scene in Halloween where Michael Myers just stands there… staring… doing absolutely nothing… but somehow making it TERRIFYING?!
Well, apparently Bones has been studying his acting skills.
He’s traded his work boots for a jumpsuit, grabbed his creepy mask, and taken up a new position at Hurst Contracting…
Director of Driveway Security & Unnecessary Heart Attacks!
No running. No talking. Just standing behind trees waiting to scare the living daylights out of anyone who pulls in!
“What’s the boogeyman?”
Apparently, he’s on the Hurst Contracting payroll now.
So if you’re stopping by, keep your eyes open… Bones is lurking, and we’re pretty sure OSHA doesn’t cover jump scares!