03/12/2025
❄️🚨 PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT 🚨❄️
Not all plowers are created equal.
Some are professionals.
And some are contractors who duct-taped a rusty snow blade onto an old Dodge and said, “Yeah, this’ll work.”
If your plow guy shows up with a blade that only goes up and down, congratulations: You’ve hired a metal spatula technician, not a plower.
If his hydraulics look like they were salvaged from the Titanic?
Run.
Run fast.
Because those hydraulics haven’t seen fluid since the Bush administration.
And listen—if the plow is narrower than the truck, that’s not a plow job. That’s a snow smear. That’s someone finger-painting your driveway with slush.
Also… ask for plow insurance. Not “contractor insurance,” not “I’m pretty sure I’m covered,” not “my cousin works in claims.”
REAL. PLOW. INSURANCE.
If he hesitates or gets offended, he’s probably also the guy who dug a trench through Mrs. Henderson’s driveway last winter.
Anyway… if you want a laugh (and avoid turning your driveway into a demolition derby), check out our new blog post: 👇
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