NCLS Construction

02/05/2025

For sale

30/07/2024

I’M NO LONGER A VIRGIN”* a little girl told her parents😭😭😌🤗............
The family was at the dining table. The little
10-year-old girl wasn't eating and had her
head bowed down with nose in her plate….
After a few moments, she said, “I’ve
something to tell you people”
Silence around the table with cold chill
running down the spin of both parents.
*“I’m no longer a virgin”,* and she begins to
cry.😭😭😭😭😭
A long silence again.
And then, the father angrily screamed at his
wife, “It’s your fault! Always dressed and made
up like a pr******te!
Do you think you are setting a good example
for your daughter? You see now? That’s how
problems arrive”
The wife, in turn yelled at her husband:
“What about you? Are you setting a good
example? Wasting your salary on s***s who
sometimes even accompany you to your
doorstep! Are you setting a good example for
your 10-year-old daughter?”
The father continued
“And her elder sister, that good-for-nothing,
With her rasta man of a boyfriend, Who is
always found with her in all the hotels. Do you
believe she is setting a good example for her
younger sister?”
And the recriminations went on and on and on….
The grandmother touches the shoulder of the
little grand daughter to console her And asks
her :
“Well, my little girl, how did it happen?”
And the little girl replies while stifling her
sobs:
"Its our sunday school teacher"
The grandmother asked:
“What do you mean, by ''it is your Sunday school teacher 👩‍🏫?
The little girl said:
"He chose another girl to be Virgin Mary in the CRK play instead of me😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💃😂😂
Cutie, why don't you want to follow my profile for more 😓

Abi I no dey try 🚶

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25/07/2024

23/07/2024

1. Wahala Dey for who no go school oooh... 😩 if not for sound Education, how will I know that a Baby Lizard 🦎 is called ‘LIZZY BABY’..?* 🤪😜🤣😂

2. You have only 2 pānts and he asked you, what can I buy for you* ? *You are shouting sharwama... Sister, wash and wear Nevēr tīre you? 🏃🏃🤣🤣

3. You can't breāk up with a girl that sells cucumber and expect her to miss you, Nevēr!! If you know you know💔😂😂

4. You see those girls that eat alot without getting fat, the food goes directly to their attitude😏 very stubborn set of people🤨

5. I tried the American style of reading 📖 and sipping juice 🧃😋😋.My people I still dey page one but the juice don finish😂😂😂😂

6. There are only two✌️ naked things that can kill a man
1. *Nāked wire*
2. *Nāked woman*
😂😂😂☠️

They will not teach you this in school
🏃🏾‍♂️

©️ Doctor En ✍️

7. *Happiness is when you hīde meat under rice then your mum asks you to take more meat.*

Sweet mother, I no go forgēt you.
😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉
👨🏽‍⚕

8. Arguing with a woman is like being arrēsted. "Anything you say will be used agaīnst you"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

9. *Each time I see beautiful woman without husband, I realize that beauty is not what every man want but good character.*

Ladies, shine your coro coro eyes ooooooo.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
👨🏾‍⚕️

10. Joy is when you are living in a compound full of girls and you happen to be the only one that has generator😛😛excess joy 😂

11. Go to university then you will realise that you are Beautiful in your Community Only
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

12. Hey guys, you know I'm a comedian so if you see me on bēd with your wife pls don't take it serious.
Its just a joke,,😂😂

13. Not every bad dream is a spiritual attack,
Favour please wash your Blanket 😁😎

14. Don't go without reacting oo 🙄😏

Please 🥺🙏 add or follow me for more interesting jokes 🙏👉 Comedian somito wisdom man

God bless you abundantly 🥰🙏

26/03/2020

The job as to with someone that have good knowledge about construction