Alpha Heat Mechanical Ltd

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Alpha Heat Mechanical Ltd Expert commercial and domestic plumbing and heating solutions across the UK.

09/10/2026

We have a talented team producing some beautiful pipe work 🎨

An HVAC tech dies and goes to hell.Satan gives him an impossible job: cool the place down. A few hours later, hell is co...
08/10/2026

An HVAC tech dies and goes to hell.
Satan gives him an impossible job: cool the place down. A few hours later, hell is comfortable.
Then the Angel Gabriel calls Satan and says, “There’s been a clerical mistake. That HVAC guy belongs up here. Send him back.”
Satan refuses. “No chance. He finally got this place cool and comfortable.”
Gabriel says, “Send him back now or we’ll sue.”
Satan laughs: “Nice try. You expect me to believe you have a lawyer up there?”
To all our boys out there keeping units running that should’ve been replaced 10 years ago…have a great weekend.

Anyone got a cargo bike big enough for a threading machine?We’ve been seeing more discussion around reducing commercial ...
06/10/2026

Anyone got a cargo bike big enough for a threading machine?

We’ve been seeing more discussion around reducing commercial vans in London and encouraging businesses to switch to bikes and cargo bikes.

For companies like ours, the van isn’t just transport - The van is our mobile workshop. 🔧🪜🧰

We’re all for finding cleaner and more sustainable ways of working, and where a cargo bike genuinely works, absolutely.

Imagine telling an engineer to cycle from Reading to London with:
🔧 A threading machine
🪜 Ladders
🧰 Tools
🔩 Materials & fittings
🔥 Welding equipment
…and everything else needed to actually do the job.

So for now, we won’t be using cargo bikes.

🎉 2 YEARS WITH ALPHA HEAT! 🔥Today marks 2 years of Kya Watts being part of the Alpha Heat team!From hard work on site to...
01/10/2026

🎉 2 YEARS WITH ALPHA HEAT! 🔥

Today marks 2 years of Kya Watts being part of the Alpha Heat team!

From hard work on site to being part of the team day in, day out, we really appreciate everything you bring to Alpha Heat. 👊

Here’s to the next chapter — thanks for everything, Kya! 🧡💙

30/09/2026

Guys…. Just call Alpha 📞

💧 Commercial Booster Set and Chlorination Installation 🔧A clean, carefully installed system with neatly run copperwork a...
25/09/2026

💧 Commercial Booster Set and Chlorination Installation 🔧

A clean, carefully installed system with neatly run copperwork and all the associated equipment professionally installed and connected.

Projects like this require attention to detail from start to finish, and our team takes pride in delivering installations that are both functional and professionally finished.

📩 Need a commercial mechanical installation? Get in touch with Alpha Heat Mechanical to discuss your project.

🔥 Meet James B… or should we say Senior? 👋We’re very pleased to introduce the newest member of the Alpha Heat Mechanical...
25/09/2026

🔥 Meet James B… or should we say Senior? 👋
We’re very pleased to introduce the newest member of the Alpha Heat Mechanical team - James B!

Now, before you ask… yes, we call him Senior. Not because he’s particularly old, but because we already have another James and James we call Junior on the team! - Keeping track of the James’ is becoming a full-time job in itself.

And as for getting a photo of the team… that’s another story! 📸
Tracking these guys down for a photo is harder than you’d think. It’s almost as if they’re avoiding the marketing team… unless it happens to be haircut day! 💇‍♂️😂

Jokes aside, James B has already settled in brilliantly, and we’re really pleased to of had him as part of the Alpha Heat team for the past 4 months.

So, a slightly overdue welcome to the team, James Senior! 👏🔥

We’re looking forward to seeing what the next few years bring!

Prevention beats a breakdown, every time.A boiler or heating system that’s serviced regularly runs safer, works more eff...
03/09/2026

Prevention beats a breakdown, every time.

A boiler or heating system that’s serviced regularly runs safer, works more efficiently, and lasts longer — small issues get spotted before they turn into an emergency callout, or a system down when you need it most. Whether it’s one commercial unit or a full site, a maintenance plan means one less thing on your plate.

We split our time evenly between new installs and service work, so we know these systems inside and out, and we’re Gas Safe registered, so you’re always in safe hands.

If it’s been a while since your heating had a proper check, get in touch and we’ll get something booked in.

From commercial conversions to domestic installs, we help buildings and homes switch to efficient air source heat pumps ...
01/09/2026

From commercial conversions to domestic installs, we help buildings and homes switch to efficient air source heat pumps - get in touch for a quote.

🔥 Cylinder swapped. Future sorted. 🔥Fresh install today — new cylinder, fitted with future air source heat pump provisio...
27/08/2026

🔥 Cylinder swapped. Future sorted. 🔥

Fresh install today — new cylinder, fitted with future air source heat pump provisions built right in 👀

Because upgrading your heating shouldn’t mean ripping everything out twice 💪

✅ New cylinder

✅ ASHP-ready

✅ Zero future disruption

✅ Gas Safe engineers

Thinking heat pump one day? Let’s plan ahead now 📲

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