08/08/2026
🛑 Customer: “Hi mate, just wondering if you could give me a rough price for doing my driveway?”
Me: “Aye, absolutely. How big is it?”
Customer: “Not massive.”
Me: “Right… roughly?”
Customer: “I’d say about the size of a driveway.”
Me: “😂 Fair enough. What surface are you thinking?”
Customer: “Something that looks expensive but doesn’t cost much.”
Me: “Excellent. My favourite type of customer.”
Customer: “Could you do it in resin?”
Me: “Aye.”
Customer: “But like… the cheap resin?”
Me: “No.”
Customer: “Why not?”
Me: “Because I enjoy being paid.”
Customer: “My brother-in-law says he can do it for half the price.”
Me: “Brilliant. Get him to do it.”
Customer: “He hasn’t got a clue what he’s doing.”
Me: “Ah. So that’s why we’re here.”
Customer: “Could you just knock a bit off?”
Me: “How much?”
Customer: “About £3,000.”
Me: “I’ll knock £3,000 off.”
Customer: “Really?!”
Me: “Aye. I’ll also knock the driveway off.” 😭
PLEASE STOP , giving us the run around.. the job is hard enough 🤣🤣 typical weekly conversations
