Bert's Property Services

19/09/2026

🤔 HAS ANYBODY EVER SEEN AN AI JAPANESE TOILET?! 🚽✨

The perks are honestly endless — heated seat, self-cleaning, it washes AND dries you, voice commands, plus a remote control too! Total game changer 🤯 But that’s not all — we ripped out the old bath and installed a sleek new shower tray, boarded the whole room with durable PVC panels, and finished it off with a stunning modern vanity unit. Practical, luxurious, and completely transformed — this bathroom has it all! 👌

Contact for your quote today. Via whatsapp- 07307882463 or direct message via here.
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13/09/2026

🛁 JOB DONE

Bathroom fitted alongside the Leaky Blinders plumbing services easy work when you know what you're doing 😏
Turned it out with our eyes closed, spotless clean finish, and another very happy customer. That's just how we roll. 👌

Need work done properly, no messing around? Drop us a message today! 📩 07307882463

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03/09/2026

🏡 Cabin Upgrade Complete!

Went back to this beast of a project recently to add those final touches the customer wanted.

We fitted two smaller steps for easier access and chopped down the tall posts, ready for some colour-changing post toppers that will really make this space pop, especially as the darker evenings set in.

It’s safe to say the customer has been enjoying this cabin already — and with those amazing views from their property, it’s easy to see why! Even through the winter, this will be a great spot to sit back, relax and watch the world go by.

If you’ve got an outdoor project you’re looking to finish off before winter hits, get in touch — we can help turn your space into somewhere you’ll love all year round.

02/09/2026

🌳 Cozy Corner Complete! 🌿

Back to a job we did earlier — finished off this lovely corner to make it perfect for next summer! ☀️

We've run feather-edge fencing down both sides of the decking, creating a private, cozy little sanctuary in what was just an unused corner before. Sometimes it's the smallest changes that make the biggest difference — turning wasted space into somewhere you actually want to sit, relax and enjoy the garden. 🍃

Small garden? No problem — you just have to be clever with it! 😊

Who's already counting down to those warmer days? 🙋‍♂️

29/08/2026

🚀 Check Out Our Brand New Website! 🌐

We’re LIVE! 🎉

It’s still getting a little bit of fine-tuning here and there, and we’ve still got some training to do with the chat bot —but we are absolutely over the moon with how it’s turned out! ✨

The incredible team at Pure Marketing built this for us completely free of charge and we couldn’t be more grateful. What an amazing gesture from a truly wonderful local business. 💙

Head over, have a browse, and let us know what you think! 👇

🔗 www.bertspropertyservices.co.uk

Huge thank you to Josh Buckle —you are an absolute legend! 🙏(I think iv broke it a bit though messing🤣)

Bert's Property Services: expert landscaping, fencing, decking, patios and property maintenance across Birmingham. Reliable workmanship, honest communication. Get a free quote.

27/08/2026

🌧️ This rainy weather got me thinking…

We’ve had an absolutely brilliant summer — barely a drop of rain delayed a single project! ☀️

But let’s be realistic — winter’s on its way. 🌨️

Now is the perfect time to get your internal works booked in!

Whatever you need doing inside your home — we’re ready to help. No rain, no wind, no delays — just getting your home sorted while it’s cosy indoors.

Get in touch today — our winter diary is officially open! 📩

📍 Serving Birmingham & Worcestershire

17/08/2026

🏡 “Garden feature” my arse… 💩

Who else is stuck with an ugly septic tank instead of mains sewage and WANTS IT GONE from view? 🙋‍♂️

You don’t have to just live with it — there are clever ways to hide it properly! 🤫

⬇️ Tag someone who needs to see this — or tell me your tank horror story! 👇

16/08/2026

14/08/2026

🔥 WHAT A TRANSFORMATION! 🔥

💨 Polycarbonate roofing — GONE! ✔️ (and this time it stayed gone — not blown away by the wind! 😂)

🪵 Old wooden decking — GONE! ✔️

✅ New OSB3 roof + felt covering — solid, secure, and built to last
✅ Premium grey composite decking with a clever lift-up hatch for easy access to the septic tank
✅ Contemporary style wall cladding — instantly modernises the whole space
✅ LED lighting glow — and just look at those night time vibes! 😍✨ Sets the mood perfectly for those evenings outside

From a wind-torn disaster zone to a sleek, modern outdoor living space that’s as practical as it is good-looking! 🤩

What do you reckon — big improvement or what?! 👇

14/08/2026

🔥 HOW'S EVERYONE'S SUMMER TERM GOING?! 🔥

Between the kids and this ridiculous heat, we're sure it's been an adventure! 😅☀️

We've been away enjoying some family time with the little ones… but now we're back! 🛠️💪 Time to get back to work and in full swing again — well, as full swing as we can manage without melting into the decking or succumbing to heatstroke! 🥵😂

Speaking of decking… check out this one we finished a couple of weeks ago! 🌳✨

We'll be heading back here in the next few weeks to finish it off properly — adding a feather edge fence all the way around to give it that perfect finish and some privacy too! 🪵🏡

If your garden's been neglected while you've been busy with the kids and the heat… now's the time to get it sorted! Drop us a message — we're back, we're rested (sort of 😂), and we're ready to get stuck in! 💬👇