29/05/2026
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Today is just a bad day 😭. The b£atings wey I chop today be like say dem send my village people come visit me personally…
This morning before leaving for work, I saw a message on my girlfriend’s phone:
“I MISS YOU SWEETHEART, WHEN WILL YOU BE COMING AGAIN?” 💔
OMG, I couldn’t handle the shock 😭. That morning, all hell broke loose. We argued seriously and finally broke up. I left the house angry and frustrated.
As I entered the bus going to work, my boss called me and said I was fired 😭.
At that point, I just dey ask myself:
“God, why me? Wetin I do this life?” 😭
As I was still thinking about my miserable situation, one woman mistakenly stepped on my shoe inside the bus.
Omo, I transferred all the frustration from my girlfriend and my job straight to the innocent woman 😭😂
As she stepped on me…
Me: Madam, for your life no let that carton wey you wear for leg touch me again. No be me dash you poverty 🤣
The woman: Are you talking to me?
Me: Yes, na you I dey talk to. You wey your face be like person wey never chop for 6 months 😭. You look like person wey dey survive strictly by the grace of God 😂. You dey find who your family go use cash out today 😭
As I dey yab the woman, the conductor tried to interfere.
Conductor: Make una keep quiet. Una be adults na.
Me: Abeg, who dey sm£ll m0uth for here? You dey brush at all? 😭😂
Then there was one woman sitting in front of me. Her wig dey disturb my peace of mind 😭.OmG, I just pull am comot throway 😭😂
Everybody inside the bus began to look at me like say I don måd. But honestly, how person no go mad after wetin I dey go through? 😭
As the journey continued, the whole bus don turn to “Arguments & Insults International Limited” sponsored by me 😭😂
The conductor then started collecting transport money.
As he reached my side, he said:
Conductor: Oga bring my money fast. I no wan hear stories before you begin shout say mouth dey smell.
Me: Oga shift that gutter wey you call mouth
