03/10/2026
Oh, to wake up and find that the Tool Fairy had visited our humble family business overnight—how thoughtful! Clearly, someone, somewhere, needed our entire lot of tools far more than we ever could. Tool belts and all!
Because of course, we don’t need those tools for, you know, running our small business, paying the bills, or feeding our kids. No, no—our real purpose in life must have been to stock a mobile hardware buffet for strangers.
To whoever did this: we sincerely hope every hammer, saw and tape measure brings you deep personal fulfilment, and that one day karma rewards us all with a world where people just leave each other’s livelihoods alone.
** Keep an eye out for a big pile of Milwaukee tools for sale. 🤷♀️