18/05/2026
🚨 BUSINESS ANNOUNCEMENT 🚨
After several successful weeks of questionable fence construction,
FRC – Fortune Rural Contracting is proud to announce that Anthony Albanese has officially acquired a 47% stake in the business.
Under the new partnership arrangement:
Every fence now includes a complimentary parliamentary inquiry.
“Close enough” is now an approved measurement system.
Star pickets may be installed using either side at management discretion.
All paddock fires are now classified as “unexpected renewable energy trials.”
Cattle escaping onto the highway are referred to as “decentralised livestock initiatives.”
Albo stated:
> “It’s all about patience, planning, and a good winch.”
Meanwhile local farmers have responded:
> “Please stop helping.”
Future expansion plans include:
Government-funded zig-zag fencing
Sustainable crooked strainers
Emotionally supportive gate assemblies
Fast-tracked apprenticeships in advanced wire tangling
FRC – Fortune Rural Contracting
“We don’t just build fences. We create ongoing conversations.” 🤝🐄🔥
