Professor Monstera Plants

16/06/2026

I am hopeless at remembering names, so whats this one...

Alocasia bla bla bla, please finish the sentence 🤔😆👌

And this Half-Moon Tetrasperma is a double plant and is on its way to Kaarin Adams with a whole Grow Tent Setup courtesy of her Amazing Luck Wining the Tetrasperma Giveaway

Today we also sorted out Adrian Walker and the rest of his win, we transferred $500 cash a few weeks ago, and today we are making available to him $750 to go and spend in the shop, his plant setup is about to get a huge upgrade!!

Caitlin Marie you have 2x Big 27l bags of easy as organics living soil + 2 X Treegers Grow Lights + The thing to measure your temperature and humidity a Hygrometer...

And more loada more is on its way
Products packed and sent 5 days a week, tomorrow another load of goodies goes out!

16/06/2026

Did you win a cutting recently?? 🌿

All looked after on this end — they'll be leaving next Monday.

We CAN send tomorrow if anyone's really busting to get theirs, but my honest advice is to wait. Let them settle. We give every cutting a quick once-over before it leaves, so if we spot any looking a bit dubious, it gives us the chance to swap it out for you.

So what's in the spag?

🍃 Seed n Clone. https://professormonstera.com.au/products/seed-amp-clone-starter-solution?_pos=2&_sid=ac8abc208&_ss=r
💧 Cal Mag
https://professormonstera.com.au/products/calcarb-foliar-xtreme?_pos=1&_psq=xtreme&_ss=e&_v=1.0

⚡ Bio Diesel Super Natural
https://professormonstera.com.au/products/bio-diesel-super-natural?_pos=1&_psq=super+na&_ss=e&_v=1.0

+ Bio One
https://professormonstera.com.au/products/bio-1-benificial-microbe-inoculant?_pos=1&_sid=a94545b38&_ss=r

✨ And of course Azos powder drizzled all over it, and all available in the shop!
https://professormonstera.com.au/products/azos-nitrogen-fixing-bacteria?_pos=1&_psq=azos&_ss=e&_v=1.0

This is exactly why they propagate so well in the little bubble we send them in — they're already propagating right now as we speak!!

So get yourselves ready 👀 Keep an eye out for an email landing later today with full instructions on how to sort your shipping and pop your details in.

These'll come through with a video showing all the cuttings sitting pretty in the spag 🎥

16/06/2026

Waiting on a reply from us?? Read on please....

We've been flat out packing as always, but it's been good buzzing around the place watching Jules and his packing buddy Josh smash it out.

There's been a bit of training involved too — packing these plants takes a little more than just chucking them in a box and checking them off

James Newton — you said you wanted one of my special ones, mate. Keep an eye out, it'll be landing on your doorstep in the next few days. Hope you're rapt with it 🙌

And to anyone waiting on a reply to an email — please bear with us. I'll get back to every single one of you once we knock over today's post run.

Cheers, the Prof 🌱

12/06/2026

Congratulations to the winners of the cuttings giveaway

12/06/2026

12/06/2026

You will all win!
Pathway silica and a few sample pack other things !

12/06/2026

I will be back on at 10:15 with everything ready just to do the fun part I will shut up and all I will do is the drawers and I'm gonna stick extra s*** in there just because I f***** it up

Lets go in 15

12/06/2026

Give me a few minutes my phone dies but I know there's 14 of you
Sue Kerslake can yoj get names from yhe live
Andni will jump back on in 15 just to do the draw all is good

12/06/2026

Lets go